Saturday, November 1, 2008

Silk Road, Part I - Late night LaDuZi

So this trip happened a month ago... let me see what I remember. Look through the pics on the app to the right; they are all from this trip. Here are the highlights...

On our first day of travel, we boarded two planes and long bus to get to the other corner of China; Xinjiang. The is the uppermost northwest region in China. Kazakhstan, Mongolia, and Russia share borders with this province which lends it some really unique cultural characteristics. Many people in this region don't speak Chinese and are not 'Han Chinese'.

After some time on plane and bus, we arrived at our final destination; Kanas, China. 'Kanas' is actually a word from the Mongol language which means "Mysterious and Beautiful". This area is literally at the tip of the country; from one of the mountains/tall hill's that we climbed you could see the mountains in Kazakhstan and Russia.

We spent the day hiking around the beautiful lake and climbing a mountain hill thing. If you look at the pics, you can see how pretty the area is. The area looks a lot like Colorado, and in fact, most kids joked about how no one would believe that these pictures were taken in China because it looks like your in a national park back in the states.

Let me back up a bit. Before our day long hike, we had lunch. At lunch we were given watermelon. The Fuwuyan (waitress) warned us that because we were not from the area, eating this watermelon often gives visitors La Du Zi. See post below about La Du Zi.

I happen to like watermelon. I ate three pieces.

So we start our decent down the path and it starts to hit me; La Du Zi is approaching. I figured I could wait it out. We kept descending, and descending, step after step after step. When we finally reached the bottom we realized we still had a good 3 mile hike through some forests and grasslands till we reached a road. I was dying. There are no words in Chinese or English that can describe the pain and malcontent of a La Du Zi attack. It was vicious.

After a 1o minute bus ride back to our yurt I headed for the second most indigenous outhouse this earth has ever seen (the first is in Hemu, which will be featured on Silk Road Part II !!!). My pants had never been thrown off so fast. I shared my La Du Zi experience with a local who was smoking, drinking, and La Du Zi 'ing two squat holes down. After I had begun, he pulled out an old school tape player and started playing some music. We both jammed out for a good 20 minutes.

That night we slept in 'yurts'. Yurts are basically giant portable houses/tents that Mongolian herders use. Ours were a bit more grounded than the traditional yurt, but no warmer. Temperatures reached just above freezing that night, and when the walls of your 'yurt' are cloth.... tends to get a little cold. Being that our furnace had ample amounts of coal we figured we would stay nice and warm. We also figured that we could leave the furnace completely open so that all the heat would escape into the room and not out through the vent. Well, apparently along with all that nice cozy heat comes carbon dioxide/monoxide/mercury/i study peoples vacation habits so i have no idea, nor do i care too much.... Regardless, a Chinese lady came in before bedtime to refill our coal and explained in another language that we would all be poisoned throughout the night if we left the furnace open. So it was a cold night.

At around 3 in the morning, LaDuZi came again. I tried to fend it off... but after 3o minutes in fetal position, i put my jacket on and ran (as best i could) to the 5 start Kanas outhouse. My buddy wasn't there this time...

The next day we packed up our stuff and took a short bus ride to a small village just south of where we were. Today was horse riding day; awesome. The plan was to ride 25 +/- miles to Hemu - a small village thriving off of herding sheep and bits of tourism. The best way to express how remote this place is would be to tell you that it took approximately 1 month for my parents to get the post card I sent them from Hemu.

IRONY: Being from Texas, and riding a horse for the first time in China.

Our horses were not the best of horses. From what the horse experts in the group told me, they are 'pack horses' so they have never really been ridden much. They just follow whats in front of them so it wasn't too much fun. Some people's horses would actually gallop on demand but mine never did more than a trot; and that was with a local beating it from behind.

What made the trip enjoyable was the scenery; so beautiful. For 8 hours we rode through mountains and rivers and up and down hills are vibrant colors of green, orange, yellow, and unlike Beijing, the skies here are always a deep blue. If it wasn't for that, I would have shot my horse and started jogging. I actually walked in front of it and pulled it for an hour because it was faster. So anyways, if your ever riding looking to ride horses between Kanas and Hemu in the middle of nowhere China, don't pick number 33 horse; he smells bad and walks slow.

Riding into Hemu on horse confirmed how 'middle of nowhere' in China we actually were. The village is primarily lots of houses, a school, a post office, and a sweet river that runs around it. All around it are mountains/hills and a lot of horse poop. Oh, and sheep, lots of sheep. Everyone here herds sheep.

Part II coming soon...

Chuan'er, or Chuar 串



Also of key importance is Chuar串.

Chuar 串is basically chunks of lamb on a stick, seasoned with spices, and grilled. Its amazing. That's all you need to know.

La Du Zi (拉肚子)


Oh La Du Zi... 拉肚子

拉 = to pull, stretch
肚子 = the stomach


Before posting anything about my Silk Road trip, I feel it necessary to explain this phenomenon known in America as Diarrhea.

Eat too much of anything here, and LaDuZi will strike, and fast. Eat anything for the first time here, and LaDuZi will strike, painfully. In fact, you can eat anything here, and LaDuZi will happen. Its a necessary part of the cultural experience when visiting China.

In order to hone and develop our language skills, we have added such words onto 'LaDuZi' such as:

熊熊 - raging, flaming (xiong xiong)

Alright, I'm gonna stop writing about it, for now. I await the two or three emails from the ___ reminding me of who all reads this....

:)


Thursday, October 30, 2008

Its been a while...


So, its been a while since I have written anything. Chinese is kicking my butt and I have little time. Yesterday our business class took a field trip to Sun Microsystems and Lenovo. This is a pic of us at Lenovo holding one of the Olympic torches.

About that torch...

Its designed to look like an old fashioned paper scroll. The scroll is divided equally into two parts; earth and sky, symbolizing harmony (yin yang). The bottom (red) is earth, and the upper (squiggly lines) are 'lucky clouds'. Main color is red, symbolizing strength.

Also, the upper portion (cloud area) is some sort of metal, while the lower is some polymer based something or another. Anyways, my point is that the bottom is actually warm to the touch, unlike the metal on the top. It symbolizes peace through the shaking of warm hands.

Ok, back to my presentation which i have to give tomorrow.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Monday, September 29, 2008

A bad essay


我的辅导

My Fudao (tutor) realizing how bad my written Chinese really is. She wouldn't let me snap a pic of her so set the camera up on the table next to us. Don't tell her...

Saturday, September 27, 2008

My Ride

I believe it was the second weekend that IES announced a Hutong Tour via bicycle. Approximately 50 students showed up and we each rented bikes for roughly $1.50. Fifty white people biking through the Hutong’s of Beijing in one massive group was, I’m sure, quite a site to see.

Anyways, the tour was awesome. First because you really feel like a local when you’re on a bike. Second, well, there’s nothing quite like trying to share the road with buses, cars, buses, food carts, buses, other bikers, buses, and people. And by share I mean fight.

So the Hutong’s were cool, no one died, and it was 10RMB well spent. But it got me thinking…. I should do this every day….

Let me back up a bit. My homestay, which I should have put in the last post, is right down the street from The Birds Nest (Olympics…). Every morning when I leave for school I can see it; which is pretty awesome. The not-so-awesome part about it is the distance from school. Every morning I have a 30-45 minute bus ride. On this bus I fight for around 100 others for a seat or standing space. Throughout the process, there is a tiny TV on the bus running Chinese propaganda, bad commercials, and last night’s game show highlights.

I don’t like the bus.

So back to the Hutong-bike-tour-day. When I returned the bike I decided it was time to purchase my own. I went home and checked out Google maps to see if the ride would be worth it. When I discovered it was 6 miles (6.02 to be exact) I was sold. I could definitely beat the bus…

I dropped almost 400RMB (around $58) on the sucker, but it does me well. The only thing I don’t like about it is the name; “Gaiety”…. All it needs now are some pink streamers…

My first ride home was just over 35 minutes. The next day I peddled hard and made it in 30:47; so close to sub-30!! Each subsequent time since, I keep hitting 31:00, 33:00, and even 38:00 when I don’t hit the lights. Another contributing factor is that twice the amount of cars are back on the road since the Olympics are over. During the games, only odd numbered licensed plate cars could drive on odd number days, and likewise for even numbered cars. Therefore- half the cars, and faster bike times. Now all the cars are on the road, as well as all the street vendors and their carts (those were outlawed as well). If I have ever had any goal in life… this is it.

Riding my bike to school is like playing a video game. Think of Frogger and Jet Slalom combined. It really is a lot of fun. Having to dodge buses, cars, taxis, the black taxis, street carts, bicycles, and people, I believe there is an average of 3 potential accidents each time I ride. I am happy with this number as it keeps things exciting. I have never looked so forward to going to school before…